March 6, 2025

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Trump, Musk, and the Cabinet of Yes-Men

Authoritarian Spectacle Meets Tech Billionaire’s Vision in Washington

On Tuesday, just over a mile from the White House, the classicist Mary Beard spoke to an audience about Roman emperors. “An autocrat is somebody who kills you when he’s being his most generous,” she remarked. “You go to dinner, you think, wow, this is wonderful! But the generosity of the autocrat is always potentially lethal.”

On Wednesday, Donald Trump held his first full cabinet meeting. The mood was warm and convivial and, some might say, generous. Housing Secretary Scott Turner offered a prayer that included: “Thank you, God, for President Trump.”

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Donald Trump during a cabinet meeting at the White House in on Wednesday, Feb. 26, 2025. Photo courtesy: Al Drago/ Bloomberg

The Vice President, JD Vance, was in attendance, but there was no doubt whom this emperor had appointed as consul. Trump invited Elon Musk, the tech billionaire running the so-called “Department of Government Efficiency” (Doge), to speak before any of his cabinet secretaries, after claiming that everyone present was supportive.

Wearing a black “Make America Great Again” cap, Musk jokingly referred to himself as “humble tech support” – people laughed dutifully – and claimed that his haphazard efforts to take a chainsaw to the federal government could save a trillion dollars and dig the country out of debt. “It’s not an optional thing; it’s an essential thing,” he said. “If we don’t do this, America will go bankrupt.”

It sounds fine in theory. But Doge, mostly consisting of young male software engineers fuelled by pizza and Red Bull, has been a disaster. It fired the people who oversee the nuclear weapons stockpile, then hastily tried to rehire them, only to find they were hard to contact because they could not access their work email accounts. It claimed to have saved $8bn on a terminated contract that was actually worth only $8m.

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Musk falsely stated that the US spent $50m on condoms for Gazans. And it emerged this week that Doge quietly deleted the top five items from its pub

lic ledger of alleged savings after they turned out to be nothing of the sort.

Musk – who brought similar unholy chaos to Twitter when he bought it – admitted to the cabinet that Doge would make mistakes but said it would fix them quickly. “So, for example, with USAID, one of the things we accidentally canceled briefly was Ebola prevention. So we restored the Ebola prevention immediately, and there was no interruption.”

Not reassuring.

Then came the most autocratic episode of the meeting. Trump, both generous and lethal, asked his cabinet: “Is anybody unhappy with Elon? If you are, we’ll throw him out of here.”

To the crocodiles? Or, as his pal Vladimir Putin favours, from a high window? From this assembly of fawners, flatterers, and flunkies, there was nervous laughter and applause.

Triumphant, the president assured reporters: “They have a lot of respect for Elon, that he’s doing this, and some disagree a little bit, but I will tell you for the most part I think everyone’s not only happy – they’re thrilled.”

Trump Cabinet MeetingGame respects game. Musk, a fanboy of far-right movements all over Europe, showed an impressively instinctive feel for totalitarianism.

The whole meeting was yet another sorry exercise in worshipping an authoritarian and normalising a bully. Musk tried to defend the emails he sent to government employees, asking what they did last week, as not a “performance review” but a “pulse check review” because some people on the government payroll are dead.

Trump rounded off the meeting by observing: “The country’s got bloated and fat and disgusting and incompetently run.”

Yet, as Jon Stewart noted this week on The Daily Show, Doge will not touch the $3bn in subsidies given to oil and gas companies, a hedge fund loophole worth $1.3bn a year, or the $2tn given to defence contractors to build a fighter jet that will soon be obsolete. “This is where the real money is,” Stewart said.

Not even a functioning democracy ever did much about those. So hopes for a country run by a wannabe Caesar and his oligarch pal are not high. Pt Logo

Courtesy: The Guardian

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